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  • inthefallofasparrow:

    woolandflax:

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    Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

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    Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

    My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

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    (via bookshelflion)

    • 3 days ago
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  • cod-dump:

    Price, suspiciously: You two have been… on very good behavior today…

    Ghost: I’m always on good behavior

    Soao: I’m a good egg like my gran says

    Price: *stares*

    Ghost: … Gaz said he was tired of being the poster boy and he wanted a day off

    Soap: We put him through enough shit so we agreed to behave while he didn’t

    Price:

    Price: oh no

    • 3 days ago
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  • byjove:

    sephirthoughts:

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    I have a knight of the Round Table OC who is an absolute bimbo and I initially wrote him to be an affable, charismatic, sweet slutty gay knight who had the spirit of chivalry but was not particularly bright or martially talented and was destined to die a gruesome death but I can’t do it now, I love him too much. Emotional crutch Sir Frat Bro. The whole storyline about the horrible fates of kindhearted optimistic young men in this dark post-Roman feudalist hellscape scrapped. Every sword thrust misses him my millimeters, everyone who intends to betray him eats shit and dies, the fairies are conspiring to help this idiot. He shows up to tournaments, is happily thrown from his horse immediate and is a very good sport about it. Everybody is like “How is that guy still going?” but he is and he loves life.

    It is sooooo fun to write a character who is largely just a nice and normal guy in extraordinary circumstances.

    Is he ever going to achieve the grail quest? No. Is he embarking on the grail quest to flirt with Galahad and ask him to go get a brew? Yes.

    Got his job by handing King Arthur a paper resume that said “I will create a warm and welcoming environment. :)”

    thinks everyone else at camelot is just quirky

    He is one of the few knights of the Round Table with two loving parents and a happy childhood so he thinks everyone is acting like that because they’re traumatized. He is partially correct. His bizarrely well-adjusted worldview and emotional intelligence is like his superpower.

    • 3 days ago
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  • not-aliens:

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    it’s funny whenever scully thinks she’s entertaining his delusion and mulder responds with a different delusion

    (via valithiri)

    • 3 days ago
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  • ic3dior:

    Mrs MacTavish who never wanted her son in the military. Who tries to get him to quit every time he comes home for leave by setting him up with a nice girl each time.

    John MacTavish who went to the military to escape feeling like he was trapped by overbearing parents, who doesn’t even like women but doesn’t have the heart to tell his parents that. Especially since they’re catholic.

    Cue a mission that leads to Soap and Ghost accidentally trespassing on the MacTavish family farm, without even realising it after they were given incorrect coordinates to their safe house, until they bump into said family taking a stroll around their property.

    They’re decked out in full gear, covered with cuts and scrapes and blood from their victims and it causes Mrs MacTavish to faint.

    They then spend a few days there while transport gets sorted out and the MacTavishes slowly come to realise that Soap doesn’t need coddling, that he’s quite capable of taking care of himself and that he’s definitely in love with the other scary bloke that follows him around like a lost puppy.

    And of course Grandma MacTavish is the first one to clock all of this because she is a #icon.

    (Should I write this)

    • 3 days ago
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  • cod-dump:

    Price: Every we need to know is in that file. Lieutenant, mind translating?

    Ghost: *opens the file, screams, before he quickly closes it*

    Soap: *also screams in surprise*

    Gaz: What the FUCK was that for?!!?

    Ghost: French jumpscare

    Price: WHY ELSE WOULD I ASK YOU TO TRANSLATE??

    Ghost: I thought you couldn’t read

    Price: *covers his face and screams*

    • 4 days ago
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  • theconcealedweapon:

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  • lanialania00:

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  • tateratots:

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    Rose O'Neill knew what was up

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    you Wish you has a monster wife as big and tender as this

    Yes this is the same Rose O'Neill who invented Kewpies

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    A quote from O'Neill: “The buffoonery of the Kewpies and the passion of my serious drawings playing side by side is unusual, but not too unusual. In this droll existence, the Hamlet and Lear have always consorted with the clown.”

    Here’s some more of her “Sweet Monsters”. This series was very personal to her, and she meant to keep all these drawings private until Auguste Rodîn insisted she show them.

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    You can read about this collection HERE and see more in person if you’re ever in the Ozarks.

    (via luciferissatan)

    • 2 weeks ago
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